Initials: mwe
Middle name: william
Nickname(s): lamar, dominoes, eskimo, economou, econolodge, econohoe, ecrotchemo (the list goes on)....
Sex: male
Date of birth: 9/21/89
Place of birth: st. joe mercy
Current location: a chair
Height: 5'11
Hair length: i dunno, it's considered kinda long
Hair color: black/darkashell brown
Eye color: gray
Piercing: none
Tattoos: wanna get one
Scars and birthmarks: multiple on right arm, and alot more places

Chapter 2: The Background
Mother's name: beth
Mother's occupation: speech therapist
Mother's hometown: i dunno
Father's name: asshole johnny
Father's occupation: TRW buisinessman
Father's hometown: hartland
Do you live with your parents? yea
Do you get along with your parents? mom, sometimes / dad, never
Are you parents married/separated/divorced? Married (but my dads not my biological dad)
Do you have any siblings? sister, bro
What pets do you have? 2 gay dogs, 2 old cats, one fish who i never knew existed
Did you grow up in a different place then where you are now? kinda, in ann arbor for 6 yrs
Where did you spend your summers as a child? the streets of detroit
What was the name of your elementary school? village

Secondary School? . . .
Who were your best friends in elementary school? nick pettit, and a LOT more
Who was your favorite teacher in elementary school? uhhhhh
Worst memory? i cant think of a specific, but i had a bunch
What was the name of your junior high? ore creek
Who were your best friends? josh weeks, dave, omg alot
Who was your favorite teacher? Mr. Taylor fo sho
What was your best memory? i dont have one
Worst memory? i have a bunch, but no specific
What was the name of your high school? FGR
Who were your best friends? luke, clayton, dean, pnut, mike, matt, chrissy, oh jeezus...... go look at my myspace pics and you'll see a bunch
Who was your favorite teacher? SENORITA (AKA MOMMY)
What was your best memory? meeting merritt
Worst memory? pretty much august through the end of september
Out of elementary, junior high, or high school, which did you like best? highskool muthafuckazzzz
Did you ever go to the same school as your siblings? no
Did you ever go to the same school as your parents? yea
What is your family's cultural heritage? greek, english, irish, german, etc.

Chapter 3: The Favorites
city: ann arbor
vacation spot: uhhhh
drink: pepsi, root beer, vanilla coke
ice cream flavor: MOOOOZE TRAKS
season: summer/spring
holiday: halloween
clothing brand: no fav brand
make up brand: i wear SO much makeup that i don't HAVE a brand (that made no sense, lol)
shampoo/conditioner: pert
old nickelodeon show: FUCKIN DOUG!!!!!! (rockos modern life, ah! real monsters, rugrats.... ummm sum others too
number: 5
color: i dont HAVE A FAV COLOR!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOO HARDCORE!!!
cheesy pick up line: hey baby, are u a parking ticket???
cuz you got fine written all over you
language: ethiopian, or gangsta
flower: rose

Chatper 4: This or That
lefty/righty: lefty
rock/country: Rock
diamonds/pearls: diamonds
blondes/brunettes: brunettes
new york/montana: new york
usa/canada: U.S
gold/silver: gold
gatorade/powerade: Gatorade
diet coke/regular: regular
chicken fingers/chicken nuggets: i dunno on that one
mcdonalds/burger king: MCD'S
subway/taco bell: subway (i bet merritt had a hard time choosin this one)
plane/train: hmmm im scared of planes, so trains
skiing/snowboarding: snowboarding
east coast/west coast: west side, yo
marissa/summer: what the jigga-fuck?
Bush/Kerry: oh GAWWWWD, screw politics
Britney/Christina: i don't know either of those scary ladies
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: lindsay= anorexic ugly
hilary= ...... bitchy blonde
The OC/Laguna Beach: screw both of em
Flintstones/Jetsons: flintstones
Full House/Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: fresh prince of BEL-AIR
Growing Pains/Boy Meets World: don't watch either
Brady Bunch/Partridge Family: brady brunch
peanut butter/jelly: PB
creamy/crunchy: crunchy
lake/pool: pool
chihuahua/bernese mountain dog: bernese
London/Paris: london
shower/bath: shower
love/money: love
Nike/Adidas:..... I'M NOT BLACK!!!!
peanuts/crackerjacks: crackerjizzles (that sounded offcolor but funny)
fruity pebbles/cocoa puffs: cocoa puffs
Target/WalMart: target
AIM/MSN: AIM
apples/bananas: apples, bananas if they're still green
color/colour: Color

Chapter 5: Do You ...
Sing in the shower? sometimes
Write memos on your hand? hell yea
Call people back? yup
Have your driver's license? in a coupla weeks
Believe in love? of course
Knock on wood? never had to knock on wood
but i know someone who has
makes me wonder if i could, makes me wonder if i should
i'm sure it isn't good, thats the impression that i get
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? right
Speak another language? gangsta
Have citizenship to more than one country? nope
Think you're attractive? ..... meh, sometimes
Wear glasses or contacts? contacts
Have any weird pet peeves? i bet
Have any weird hobbies? nah

Chapter 6: Have You Ever ...
Gone skinny dipping? yup
Worn braces? nope
Smoked a cigarette? oh god, don't even ask
Smoked a cigar? yea
Smoked anything else? unfortunately, yea
Broken a bone? no
Had stitches? yup
Kissed a member of the same sex? nah
Shoplifted? yea
Punched someone in the face? yea, dislocated his jaw
Skipped school? class
Flown first class? nope
Traveled to another continent? No
Used racial slurs? yea
Taken painkillers? not many
Taken sleeping pills? yea
Ridden in a limousine? nope
Gone SCUBA diving? nope
Been stung by a jellyfish? nope
Been stung by a bee? yea
Thrown up in a restaurant? i think so
Made a snow angel? yea
Been to overnight camp? yeah
Written a letter to Santa Claus? yup
Sworn in front of your parents? i still do quite a bit
Had detention? oh, too many
Been sent to the principal's office? of course
Screamed "penis" at the top of your lungs? dude, i do it like 5 times a day
Made a prank phone call? oh yes
Been to the opposite end of the country? nah
Been called a bitch? yup
Been called a whore? yup
Been called prude? yup
Met someone famous? yup
Slept naked? yea
Gone streaking? kinda
Played ding dong ditch? yup
Climbed a tree? of course
Been kissed under the mistletoe? nah
Had a threesome? oh of course i have

Chapter 7: Random
If you could take back one thing, what would it be? my 2 month alcohol addiction
Would you rather win an Oscar or the Nobel Prize? nobel
What time do you get up in the morning? a buncha diff times
What time do you go to sleep? 10pm
If you could bring 5 items with you to a deserted island, what would they be? food and water and merritt and yea thats about it
Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair? brown of course
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done? i dunno
If you were on death row, what would your final request be for your last meal? hell if i know
If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? england, france, italy, australia, austria
Make three wishes: stay with merritt for the rest of my life...